Cabbie Conversation #4

Cabbie: Have you thought about my offer?

Me: Why are we rehashing this shit? I said no.

Cabbie: I think you are in denial, right? You are attracted to me!

Me: Oh my god. You know when ham gets too old and it gets they slimy layer on it? And it gets that funky smell? And it makes you feel ill?

Cabbie: —

Me: Yeh. That’s about how attracted I am to you. Stop fucking asking!

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