Cabbie: Have you thought about my offer?
Me: Why are we rehashing this shit? I said no.
Cabbie: I think you are in denial, right? You are attracted to me!
Me: Oh my god. You know when ham gets too old and it gets they slimy layer on it? And it gets that funky smell? And it makes you feel ill?
Me: Yeh. That’s about how attracted I am to you. Stop fucking asking!