Q and A

So, my J and I were talking and although we have been friends for some time now and we know a great deal about each other and can safely say we are very familiar with the skeleton’s that lurk in each others closets. On first name high five terms with the demons that hold the strings attached to those skeletons, we learned that we had never quite touched on some of the simpler things. You know, like ‘what’s your favourite song?’

But, those are boring – when put just like that. So I decided back then I would put together a real questionnaire. It’s taken me a while because, well, I am slow like that. But here it is J. Hopefully it makes you smile. And I look forward to learning some new shit about you. Love you most!

Ready?

1. If you could be any character in the cast of ‘One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest’ who would it be? Why?
2. What is the definition of a ‘Lightning fast’ reply?
3. Name three Pirate Weapons suitable for wall art?
4. If you could choose only one Dan Simmons quote to put on a sticker to be made in bulk to stick on the windscreens on the cars of whoever you chose, which would it be?
5. What part of pop culture do you wish would just go away?
6. If you could name a racehorse, what would you name it?
7. If you could have a drink with someone from history who would it be?
8. If you HAD to sing karaoke, what song would you sing?
9. If you were allowed to have Serge for two whole days, what would you do?
10. We decide to rob a bank. You have one super power, and I have one. Catch is they only last for 30 seconds each, and we can’t use them at the same time. We also can’t be in the same room when we are using them. What are they?
11. I set you up on a blind date. 10 minutes in you decide the bloke is totally not floating your boat. How do you escape?
12. Weapon of choice for ‘interviewing’?
13. You could inhabit the body of another human being – still living – for 3 hours. For any reason, and you could do anything you wanted. What would you do?
14. Where does your love of words come from?
15. What meal do you make best?
16. If you could master any skill / trade – what would it be?
17. What was the last thing you laughed at?
18. Have you ever shoplifted, and if you have what did you lift?
19. Fill in the blanks: You wont believe! She said _________________ and then I said ________________ and then the whole place just _______________________ because he ____________________________. It was crazy. Did you ____________________?   Because, seriously, _________________________.
20. Miss me yet?